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A Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves With Humans
- Blaming your farts on me.....Not funny!.....Not very funny at all!
- Yelling at me for barking.....I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out! Exactly
whose walk is it anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....STOP IT!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you are not at home!
- The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a
proud and great moment for the top of the food chain! You nitwit!
- Taking me to the vet for the 'Big Snip', then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back there!
- Getting upset when I sniff your guests' crotches. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet!
- Dog sweaters.....Have you noticed the fur? IDIOT!
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself.....Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous!
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October 23, 2010 11:43 PM